MAGA Part Deux, Eccentric Boogaloo Boi

So the Count of Mostly Crisco announced his 2024 campaign to ostensibly be immune from consequences of his crimes, with what appears to have been a lackluster, low-energy speech sprinkled heavily with lies and credit for things he never got done… and when people started to walk out, security blocked them in.

Good way to start off, yeah?