(Viz a viz, Dennis Hopper & Michelle Phillips)
My wife and I got to act in a porno yesterday.
I played the husband that went to work.
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Those kids are going to be just fine.
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Little Johnny is having dinner with his family. He’s eating everything except broccoli. His dad notices it and says, “Johnny, if you eat your broccoli, your pee-pee will grow big.”
Suddenly, Mom turns around and gives Dad a big slap.
Dad: What was that for?
Mom: For not eating your broccoli.
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I thought that those were hickies.
I guess that would explain the humor aspect.
Look, I was gonna pass on this, but since…
What kind of friend did she spend the night with?
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yerr momm!
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Did she receive medical treatment? If I get stung even once on my hand it will double in size. Interesting.
She drank a couple Bleach Hydroxychloroquine Cocktails and is now resting comfortably at home.
That won’t work unless you also inject her with daylight.
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.
She said, "Yes, the others were all 8’s and 9’s.”
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