Just thought this was funny, not thinking of anyone or anything in particular…
It’s the Presidency that ages all of them, well except the current one.
We’ll all feel 8 years older after his 4 year term.
Sorry Honey, this ain’t Nam, there are rules!
I am making a graph of my past relationships…
I have an ‘ex’-axis and a ‘why?’-axis
Prolly a repost, but I chuckle every time I sees it.
I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it’s because she’s cute with big brown eyes…
But in reality it’s because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
Please don’t try and teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite a long time to play each hole.
The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask if we can play through?”
The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back.
The first guy says, “What’s wrong?”
The second guy says, “One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.”
The first guy says, “That could be a problem. I’ll go over.”
He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, “What’s wrong?”
The first guy says, "Small world!”