Wife got her test results back. We thought she had Touretteâs syndrome. Tests were negative.
Turns out I am a cunt & she does want me to fuck off.
Thoughts and prayers for my puppy Sadie, she may have overdosed on sea water, hope she doesnât call Buick over in that corner again.
Interesting choice of thread. Should we set up an intervention?
Also I hope she feels better quickly
Oh my gosh.
Maybe sheâd feel better after a nice chuuuuuuuuck roast from your local Raaaaaaaaalllllphâs
My Guardian Doggo, is back on point resting comfortably on the floor, yet maintaining an alert vigilance for any birds, squirrels, hamsters, or racoonâs(no racist)
As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things weâd like to do to each other. She said, âIâve always wanted to be handcuffed.â
So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery.
Why a man would want more than one wife is an even bigamystry.
Many men say having two wives is one too many.
Some men say the same about having one wife.
My therapist told me, âYou have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?â
I said, âCanât say I do.â
My therapist said, âYes, thatâs the main one.â
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.