North Korean Defectors I'd Play Hide the Salami with

It’s so cute the way she wears a red top that has cleavage to the navel, but while she talks she “unconsciously” plays with the lapels.

But her hands are too big, even though they’re graceful and expressive. They’d make your Johnson look too small.

IKR, she has the spider hands like one of those bass players that make me look at my hands and weep.