I get home from being out and about. I’m told I got a couple of packages from Amazon. I recently ordered a couple things.
Opened the first package, was what I ordered…no comment on that.
Opened the second package. I get a knife to break the taped seal. I open it up and they’re these little apothecary jars with little wooden lids. I look at them completely puzzled trying to recall ordering them. I buy Mexican spices in small packages and thought I’d ordered the jars for some of them.
Then my son, giggling his ass off says, “Did you read what that jar says?” I’m like…nah.
The first one says: “In balls deep.”
My brain says “What the fuck?” My mouth says “I must have not had my reading glasses on when I ordered them. What do the others say?”
“Just the tip”
“Rub one out”
“Crack cleaners”
“Whua?!”
I grab the packaging again and read the accompanying note: “Just because you’ll laugh when you see them on the shelf. Oddzy”
Finally, knowing how it all came to happen, we were all screaming in laughter…fuckin’ Oddz… 
