Philosophical Phunnies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it’s an alcoholic, to which the horse replies, “I don’t think I am.” POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when any philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of cogito ergo sum, or roughly, “I think, therefore I am.”

But to explain that concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Caitlyn Jenner told Diane Sawyer she is writing her autobiography. I think that’s going to be one of those “he said, she said” deals.

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That’s acute joke… sorry, that was a tangent, I don’t mean to be obtuse. Right?

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There once was an ancient Greek philosopher that dedicated his life to hypothesize the perfect way to cool off on a hot summer day.

His name was Popsicles.

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I’ve got to be meeee!

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And drum machines and/or metronomes. And interest rate charges

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Morality play?