http://news.yahoo.com/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-135937499.html
I blame cons
In 2011, lawmakers voted to repeal a 1949 law banning fireworks,
reasoning the industry would create jobs and generate additional
revenue.
I guess he was not using his head - oh wait
now I have a headache
I had something really funny I was gonna say, it was just at the top of my head, now I lost it. Oh well. Merica!
We can only hope he didn’t use his other head and pollute the gene pool.
Can you imagine how this would read if he had been using marijuana? But it was just booze so it’s no big deal and he was just a dumbfuck. lol
What was a Floridian doing in Maine anyway?
Inorite? I thought we had a fence or something to keep that trash out of our Country!
Fireworks trickery is fine, but should be limited to bottle rockets, roman candles and such. Hell, I’ve shot bottle rockets out of my mouth. Mortars shouldn’t really be fukked with. Probably 25% of every mortar I’ve lit exploded in the tube.
You should seriously write a book about responsibly enjoying irresponsible behaviour. Or perhaps a youtube channel dedicated to saving those whose last words would otherwise be “he ya’ll check this out.”
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Had to file this one under Darwin Awards instead of Breaking News.
aah yes, good call.
Uncle Chuck takes careful aim with his .44 Evolver…
He shoots!
HE SCORES!
A nice cautionary tale for the kids of his siblings (if he had any).
Remember what I told you about your Uncle Bubba? What do you mean no?
Go ahead blow your head off…see if I care. Just don’t come running home to me!