Sporting humor

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Golf Quotes:

Three over today! One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool…

~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that.

~ Sportswriter Jim Murray

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie.

~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.

~ Actor Kevin Costner

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.

~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

~ Tom Weiskopf

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner… and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

~ Jack Benny

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

~ Ben Hogan

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.

~ Jack Nicklaus

The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap.

~ Henny Youngman

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

~ Jack Lemmon

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives Both of them are so rich that neither of their husband’s work.

~ Lee Trevino

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Ear the Word of the LORD.

We take a sand wedge and a golf ball and chip the ball out over a frozen lake!

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but… he’s not wearing khakis!

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Biden has won so many times in Michigan now, he’s legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

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Actual tweet deleted by NFL team for political reasons (crossp0asted in “Biden beats Trump” political thread)

It was pointed out to me elsewhere, that the Southern version of this quip goes:

Biden has won so many times in Georgia now, he’s legally required to change his name to Alabama.

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I invented a new golf ball for amateurs that will automatically go in if you get it within four inches of the hole.

Disclaimer: Do not carry it in your back pocket!

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