Pulling it from the feet.
Won’t work for too long though. They’re gonna need button ups.
How did that mofo stay awake for neurosurgery?
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis.
When I was a kid, I made a sandcastle with my grandma.
Unfortunately, it didn’t impress anyone at the cremation.
This is exactly the kind of repression of childhood creativity I am talking about!
Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage…
I used to shave my privates with one, but I don’t have the balls to do that now
Some last names originate from what the family did in the past…
Makes you wonder about the Dickinsons?
What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?
Bewbs are like the sun
With sunglasses you can look longer
But curiously during an eclipse, you don’t need sunglasses.
Eclipses last mere minutes: you trying to confess something?
What ever do you mean?
After having anal sex with my girlfriend she had a prolapse.
She was really bummed out.