The official Grammar Humor thread

Apeman · April 11, 2021, 2:50pm

Wabbit · April 11, 2021, 6:07pm

^^^ legit

Apeman · April 13, 2021, 3:57pm

Apeman · April 28, 2021, 4:32pm

Wabbit · May 6, 2021, 5:57pm

My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

Spoon · May 24, 2021, 12:10pm

Wabbit · June 10, 2021, 3:07pm

Apeman · June 10, 2021, 5:01pm

your*

Wabbit · June 10, 2021, 5:09pm

*yer

(apologies to BD6)

Apeman · June 15, 2021, 6:07pm

Apeman · July 3, 2021, 1:36am

Spoon · July 3, 2021, 6:52pm

yoink… er, I mean YIENK

Wabbit · July 11, 2021, 6:42pm

Not so much grammar as usage, fuck you fight me.

Apeman · July 13, 2021, 4:32pm

Wabbit · July 22, 2021, 3:21pm

Wabbit · September 8, 2021, 3:28pm

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Wabbit · September 26, 2021, 7:45pm

Wabbit · October 11, 2021, 6:37pm

I know it’s vocab, fuck you.

Wabbit · October 11, 2021, 6:54pm

Apeman · October 23, 2021, 10:21pm

standard mea culpas apply