A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there’s a price on his head.
A man with two left feet goes to a shoe store and asks:
Do you have flip flips?
My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.
Last night, for example, I couldn’t fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
So Wabbit, what the flock gives in San Jose?
You haven’t herd?
Some media have the story, some doen’t.
And some are the men who stare at goatse.
I saw it on an NBC feed yesterday