I’ll take a dozen gross.
I’m glad you didn’t ask for 288.
Because that’s two gross.
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren’t supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
I am kinda like the total package that got fucked up thru shipping and handling…