True story

Excerpt of a text thread between me and me dear Ma:

Me: Well, I missed several days at work last month because of my cervical injury.

Ma: ?

Ma: Now you have me worried. What happened to your cervix?

Me: ?

Me: Ma, you’re thinking of Gina Lollobrigida.

Ma: Why? Did something happen to her cervix too?

Me: :man_facepalming:

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