Trump ordered to pay $83 Million to the lady that looks like Ivana yet isn't his type

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“It’s at the end of his arm,” thought Frito nervously. “It’s got to be a hand.”

Five points for the cite.

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“Borrowing against his assets” - yeah right, like anyone would trust his word on what his assets are worth, and they’re already leveraged to the hilt in any event. Certainly no American bank will take that risk.

Prediction: it will turn out that Trump is under water by tens if not hundreds of millions.

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And today, Trump admits he can’t raise the ~500MM bond he needs to appeal the fraud finding.

He’s fucked.

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… Once I built a tower up to the sun
Brick and rivet and lime
Once I built a tower, now it’s done
Brother, can you spare a dime?

What does God A billionare need with a spaceship your donations?

IVANKA: "No Daddy, the $4 billion in Saudi cash is, you know, fake news. I can lend you a few hundred for lunch money, but I’ll need it back.

And, Jared, can’t dip into his petty cash trust fund. We’re using that to furnish our new palace in Riyadh and stuff our go-bags with cash and jewels in case we have to leave in sort of a hurry.

And, no, we’re not selling our house in Palm Beach. Dad, I’m hanging up"

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Oldie but Goodie

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He’s almost there! MAGA strong!

His voting base ain’t got no money.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-trump-raise-the-settlement

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You know, that creepy old guy you gave lap dances when you were 15.

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Ewww…they are so gross

Trumps as a family:

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