Very punny indeed

1 Like

Just as bad as if dad ran over a cat…

Not sure if this a pun exactly, but here goes…

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda and wasn’t injured, He was lucky it was a soft drink

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it

I walked by the prison the other day and saw an escape - a midget was climbing the fence!
As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.



So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…

1 Like

You know the drill, click the bejesus out of this and it will enlargify.


I quit my job at the aluminum canning factory.

It was just soda pressing.

1 Like

But can he export an excel document to word?

[quote=“comeatmebro, post:14, topic:8265, full:true”]0

But can he export an excel document to word?

Only if he found a five year old

1 Like

It’s punny, because it’s true

I can swallow a rope and make it come out the other end tied.

I shit you knot!

1 Like