Campaign Stupidity

Politics
#1

I’ve heard a lot of utterly stupid shit about this election’s candidates. Here are some real standouts:

  • “I’m not voting for Hillary Clinton because she had sex with Yoko Ono.” I explained that came from a satire site. “Yeah but why would Yoko say it if it wasn’t true???”

  • “Tim Kaine calls his daughter a pig.” Recording of Alec Baldwin provided.

  • “Hillary is going to let tons of refugees in. They won’t even have learn how to be Americans like learn to love hamburgers and hotdogs!”

  • “Women whine about Trump sexually assaulting them but they go to male strippers and grope them. It’s the same thing.”

  • Me to a Trump supporter: “Yeah well you’re just like Trump. Have any sexual assault stories you wish to share?”
    Him: "Typical libtard. Always insulting people.
    Me: “But I thought you liked Trump. How is that an insult?”
    Him: “Oh yeah. He’s great!”
    Me: facepalm

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#2

Sounds like part of the utterly stupid shit is actually about the voaters.

#3

Oh you bet.

#4

This Abigail Medina is still flooding my mailbox with idiotic shit about her opponent. I’ve yet to see a single piece of campaign literature about her positions… just smack talking about Mark Steinorth. She must be spending a small fortune on artwork and printing. Here’s her latest…

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#5

I can totally tell them apart.

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#6

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#7

Listen, Muslims can’t come to America until they learn neighbourhood BBQing protocols mmmkay. No bathtime fun for them until that happens.

#8

This guy cracks me up.

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I think because he could be the stunt double for this guy I used to work with.

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#9

He is a riot. There was some other guy who runs every year and talks about giving away free ponies or something. I can’t remember his name.

#10

Do you know what you call a boomerang that don’t come back?

#11

A stick.

#12

More dirty pool by Ms. Medina. I’m still waiting to see a single piece of campaign literature extolling any virtues for electing her to the State Assembly. I already know Steinorth is a dick, I’m just not sure she’s not a bigger dick. Seems like she is.

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#13

Well… I was going to switch my vote to Abigail Medina since I learned that Marc Steinorth likes to stuff his pockets with lobbyist cash and is good buddies with Trump… but I just found out today that Medina loves pedophiles and rapists. Man, I just don’t know what to do now…

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#14

Abstain.

#15

Felons should be able to vote if they’ve done their time. it’s another way they keep the minorities down. What about the guy that got busted with an oz of weed 10 years ago, he doesn’t deserve to be able to vote the rest of his life? I’d vote for her.

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#16

Wait…you can’t vote if you’ve been to prison on a felony convinction?

#17

Nope.

#18

WTF!!!

I can understanding losing your right to vote during incarceration but once you’ve done your time you should have your right to vote returned.

Voter reform FTW!

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#19

They are working on it, apparently…

#20

It should all depend on the felony. Burglars get no vote. Murderers get to vote. Cop killers get 2 votes … etc.

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