CONTENTS: One (1) Generic Sex Humor Thread

Man: “Doc, I have this problem.”

Doc: “Tell me about it.”

Man: “Well, my secretary loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work, she gives me a blow job.
Then, right before lunch, she gives me another one.
And before I leave work at the end of the day, she gives me an extra special one."

Doc: "So what’s the problem?”

Man: “Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac. I service her every morning when we get up, every day I go home for lunch, and then each night before we go to sleep.”

Doc: "I still don’t know what the problem is.”

Man: "Well, you see, every time I masturbate, I get these dizzy spells.”

What’s the difference between Disney+ and Pornhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

How is playing hide and seek like having sex?

After 10 seconds I yell “ready or not, here I come!”

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What do you call the sexuality where you are attracted to both men and women, but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi?

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the punchline may be hard to see up in the corner

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After her divorce, Susan was very picky about her dates. Finally she met a talented and funny young gynecologist.

He checked a lot of boxes.

A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok. I see. But is that really such a big deal?
B: No, I mean, she opened the door in the movie scene.

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I ordered a book about sexual dysfunction on Amazon

It never came.

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The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

Never use Crisco for lubrication… it’s shortening!

Playing Scrabble is like talking to women.

You spend the whole time looking at a rack trying to form words.

My jokes are like orgasms

My wife doesn’t always get them.

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