Coronavirus Cackles


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I think this fits this thread.


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As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine.

Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.

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Whats the difference between the coronavirus and 737MAX?

The coronavirus is airborne.

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What does CDC stand for?

Centers for Delayed Coronavirus tests.

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I went to CVS to get toilet paper and they ran out because of the virus.

So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.


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If you put Tabasco into your hand sanitizer it will not only kill germs but also teach you not to touch your face.


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If the slabs of beef I saw filling carts with TP at the local shoppers last night were any indication, I would posit that the people hording tp are the same people hording weapons, before Obama comes to take them.

Bonus meme.


It’s just not fair!


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Some of the people here might be old enough to remember a previous rumor of a TP shortage some years back; people were getting pretty hysterical about that one as well. I was told about this by an older uncle.:grin:


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