As a responsible employer, All my staff are in a 2 week quarantine.
Productivity is through the roof since nobody can leave the office.
Whats the difference between the coronavirus and 737MAX?
The coronavirus is airborne.
What does CDC stand for?
Centers for Delayed Coronavirus tests.
I went to CVS to get toilet paper and they ran out because of the virus.
So I bought a candy bar and the receipt gave me enough to last for weeks.
If you put Tabasco into your hand sanitizer it will not only kill germs but also teach you not to touch your face.
If the slabs of beef I saw filling carts with TP at the local shoppers last night were any indication, I would posit that the people hording tp are the same people hording weapons, before Obama comes to take them.
Some of the people here might be old enough to remember a previous rumor of a TP shortage some years back; people were getting pretty hysterical about that one as well. I was told about this by an older uncle.