I went vegan for a couple months to impress some NYC pussy
I mean, I TOLD her I was doing it. And I kept my promise when we ate together
I spent the weekend on her house in Astoria a couple times
By Sunday evening, my head would be light with the lack of decent food
I could barely read the drivethru menu at a Wendy's 3 blocks from her house by then
I broke up with her when we went to a Brazilian bbq in my uncle's house and she didn't want to stay because of "stench of burned meat"