Darwin Award Contender



If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again until you fail catastrophically.


I saw a bull fight in Mexico once. I was too young to know what I was getting into, I didn’t give it much thought. It was the first fight for the young matador. He didn’t know what he was doing and he had to stab the bull 30 times before it went down. It was an absolutely disgusting spectacle to watch.