Doctor: “How many fingers now?”
Me: “This is not how I envisioned a prostate exam would go.”
Doctor: “How many fingers now?”
Me: “This is not how I envisioned a prostate exam would go.”
(may qualify as textually transmitted)
A Woman goes to the Optician for her annual eye test. The Optician puts a contraption her face and asks her what can she see.
“I see empty airports, I see empty football grounds. I see closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants”.
“That’s perfect” says the Optician “You’ve got 2020 vision”.
Today at my appointment the doctor grabbed my balls, and told me to cough.
I should probably find another dentist.
Lucky ball.
A threesome.
What do you call an overweight kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
A meaty urologist.
This tickles my memory, maybe *rump or one of his doctors said this, maybe it was an urban legend attributed to him?