It's funny cuz it's true


#1

I’m (still) sporting a rather fetching black eye patch (I have to keep my eye closed). On Friday I had a meeting with my son’s teacher. When it was done, I walked out of the classroom and was greeted by a wall of children’s art work…


#2

My husband just informed me that there are twice as many nipples as there are people on earth.

True story.


#3

Nope

Absence of the nipple: Medically called athelia,


#4

LOL. That’s funny.


#5

One of my HS buddies had 3.


#6

Yeah, a superfluous nipple is not that uncommon.

My best friend once went out with a guy with three testicles. We called him E.T. short for “Extra Testicle”.


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My husband just informed me that if you say “Twelve Months” in Estonian it sounds like “Cocks Taste Good”.


#9

He wasn’t lying!!!


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kaksteist kuud

~Google translate


#12

The CONs here are sad there’s not one of a man saying twelve months! :cry:


#13

Ahhhh. Here we go.


#14

I was in a store today with my best friend, who is an adorable yet typical blonde. I found this small carton labeled “Cat Milk”. I show it to her and asked, “Do you know how many cats they have to milk to get one carton?” She replies with, “I bet it’s a lot!”

The guy in the aisle next to us laughed so hard he cried. :joy:


#15

My favorite blond joke

A blond is across the river from a lady who asks

How do you get to the other side?

The blond sez

YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE

LMAO every time I tell it


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#18

OMG! That’s a riot!


#19

My husband messaged my midgets with this:

“Hey kids! Your ride is here…”

Gotta keep em on their toes.


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