I remember those ads, he was one of the pioneering pitch men for Viagra.
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I recall being in Tallahassee once on business for a couple of days, and having to go to the statehouse about a licensing matter. When I got done, I crossed the street (was parked on the other side) and it was about 4 PM. I realized there was a strip club right there across the street from the statehouse, and it had opened at two for happy hour.
It was called the Doll House, and all the strippers were under five feet tall. They were mostly Asians, all were young and cute, and one of them really wanted to do a Table Dance for me. Literally on the round cocktail table I was sitting at. I gave her the five bucks (this was almost four decades ago) and she did the dance, finishing off by drenching my face as above, only her spigot was above my head. Took me completely by surprise since there was no infant in sight, but it was interesting and I recall I tipped an extra five bucks.
Parallel universes are a cool concept, but there’s still no way my wife could park in one.
