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#2

The feds say Miller made the bogus 911 call from an Amtrak train he was on to report that a female passenger “has a bomb in her bag,” after the woman rebuffed his “social overture.”


#3

they stopped and searched two trains cause he gave them the wrong train number


#4

What a damn fool.


#5

If he was black he’d already be doing 15-20


#6

If he was black, he would have been killed on the train.


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#8

He has creepy eyes.


#9

He was by far the funniest character on Silicon Valley, but apparently they fired him because he’s out of his mind.