President of the United States of America


#1

The only massively important, high profile, extremely complex, high pressure, coveted, and well compensated job in the world that has absolutely no qualifications requirements.

You can be as dumb as a rock with no understanding of the job requirement, and batshit crazy to boot, but if the good ole boys like you, you’re in!


#2

Now now, you gotta be 35 years old and born here.

Other than that, yup


#3

Don’t even need a background or credit check.


#4

Good thing, in this case.


#5

lol

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#6

WTF are they even talking about?


#7

You probably gotta listen to a lot of Limbaugh and Hannity to get it.