President of the United States of America


The only massively important, high profile, extremely complex, high pressure, coveted, and well compensated job in the world that has absolutely no qualifications requirements.

You can be as dumb as a rock with no understanding of the job requirement, and batshit crazy to boot, but if the good ole boys like you, you’re in!


Now now, you gotta be 35 years old and born here.

Other than that, yup


Don’t even need a background or credit check.


Good thing, in this case.





WTF are they even talking about?


You probably gotta listen to a lot of Limbaugh and Hannity to get it.