Silly jokes


What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.




Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.

A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.

Frog says “Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man.”

Lady says “No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog.”



Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It’s not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.

I walked into my psychiatrist’s wearing only briefs made from saran wrap.

My psychiatrist said: "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”


What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.







Banana: Watch out!


That was totally corny!:joy:







They smell thru their noses, which are miles away near a pot roast.


Fuck I would have not got that in a zillion years

I will see if the wife gets it

she’s the smart one


Nope, she did not get it