The Big Fat Noisy Bitch Upstairs is Being a Big Fat Noisy Bitch


#1

Did I tell you about my Marpac Dohm?

https://www.marpac.com/components/com_mijoshop/opencart/image/cache/data/DohmDSwhite-600x600.jpg


#2

Is that a rice cooker? That is one cool looking rice cooker!


#3

Nope


#4

Fine don’t tell me, idgaf!


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#7

I know we spoke of Pink Noise but this is a White Noise machine. Noise as you know, comes in a variety of colors. White interferes with all frequencies and is a sound masker. That way when the happy hippo is tromping around while I am sleeping it is not so disturbing that I am awakened.

Then there is the Black Seed Oil.


#8

Who knows what they are saying, but they sound pretty…and look pretty too.

PS: of course, as we know, looks has nothing to do with sounds.

PPS: listening through to the run-on songs. Very nice.


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#10

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