Strip him naked, lock him in a room, and release the rats.
And give him a smartphone so he can contact all the dumbfucks who bought his bullshit and persuade them to walk it back quickly before the rats get to his eyes.
Plus, this is a good precedent for all the other wingnuts who are pushing other CTs and harming victims of real crime thereby.
Didn’t Fauci allow beagles to be locked up and flies to eat their face?
We can do the same to Alex Jones, it’d be more humane than doing it to dogs, anyway.