…but just for today. 
I made a couple of bagel sandwiches. Started by scoring the bagel sides and nuking both the top and bottom for 45 seconds each at a low power setting. I then finished cutting them and I used my fingers to remove the extra dough. Here is the problem: how do you keep from eating that warm, doughy scooped out center? 
What fail? If you can’t treat yourself on occasion, you’ll never stick to your new regimen. If it becomes a habit tho… it’s all about balance
As long as you’re still in a calorie deficit, you’ll be alright
Thanks for the encouragement. I posted, however, mainly because I was amused by my predicament. 
I will post about my Oreo Diet later. 
What was your decision regarding popcorn? 
Since I have diverticula, that was TWO reasons to drop it as a snack. I do miss it.
The guy working on my 4runner has that and it has been acting up on him, a lot. I just wish he’d quit being so selfish and get my 4runner fixed so I can have some summer fun!
Apparently, 70% of people living in industrialized societies haver diverticula. This statement needs to be checked.
I have had a couple of boughts of diverticulitis. I was given conflicting advice about popcorn.
I used to burn both ends when I was younger and I had issues with this. Tell the guy to show down and to keep some antibiotics in the refrigerator. They help.
That’s part of his problem, he happens to be very allergic to most antibiotics, so his treatment options are limited, last convo he was reluctant to go under the knife.