I do believe we now have a Music Humor thread


Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering A minor

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

The drummer.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?


Whats the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

Anonymous guitar player: When I was younger I had a hard time getting girls but now that I play guitar I have my pick.

More to it than the G-string, friend.

I ‘C’ what you did there.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a 7th grader?

A flat minor.

What do you get when your drop a bottle of booze? A descending fifth.

You could add better booze to that bottle, and it would be augmented.

A C, an Eb and a G walk into a bar, and the bartender says I don’t serve minors. So the Eb leaves, and the other two share a fifth between them.

A G goes to his family reunion and is introduced for the first time to his young nephew, E. E’s Mom says to G, this is your relative minor.

But the relative minor to G is E-natural.


Yes it’s E minor. That’s what I meant. I was still thinking about your C Minor chord I guess.

I fixed it.


Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples:

Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
Creedence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising”
Marvin Gaye: “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
The Who: “Talkin’ 'Bout My Medication”
The Troggs: “Bald Thing”
Carly Simon: “You’re So Varicose Vein”
The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
The Temptations: “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
ABBA: “Denture Queen”
Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”
Procol Harem: “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”.



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