Wow. I guess he’s a lock for the HOF now…
That’s terrible for his wife and family.
He’ll be missed by the basketball community as well.
LeBron passed Kobe to become #3 on the all-time scoring list, just yesterday.
I saw that. It has to be a surreal thing for him now.
Sounds like his 13 y/o daughter was also on the flight.
Yeah, that really adds to the suckiness
Death always gets the last shot, and always hits it for the win.
Sad!
Channeling BD6:
WARNING— politically incorrect, “too soon” Kobe jokes. Proceed at your own risk. (No death threats, please):
What did Phil Jackson name his kidney stone?
Kobe, because it never passed
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Q: Did you hear about Shaq getting traded to the Miami Heat?
A: Yeah, Kobe was so happy that he had sex with his own wife!
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Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
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What’s the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only two 13-year-olds went down on Kobe’s chopper.
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What happened when Kobe Bryant found out that his 13-year-old daughter got a bad grades?
He grounded her for life.
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What good came out of the Kobe tragedy?
He finally learned how to pass.
Are there people just waiting around for celebrities to die?
I suspect that all except the last two were already in hand.
I feel semi guilty about chuckling over this, Get well soon Black Mamba you will be mist!
IMHO, many of these celebrity death hokes’s are repurposed from previous celebrity death hoakses’s n shit.
I suspected that of the grounded for life one, and the last is just a repurpose of the earlier one.
Imho, one of Nike’s best “ads” in a long time.
It’s not about Mamba as much as it is about all of us.