This would be me in the a.m.
My wife has a variation of this T-shirt, bought at the SDZoo.
Found this for you when searching for the above:
Now that’s a cute t-shirt!
Moochas grassyass
Wyy no monkey?
Well, here YOU are…
Who are you talking to?
I am an advanced primate, my friend. No monkeying around, nope.
Apeman of course!
Well, not technically a monkey.
Why do you think I chose a Possum?
The terror of my imagination in my childhood.
Those dinosaurs freaked me out when I went through my dinosaur phase as a kiddo.
Then the nightmare came true in one of the latter Jurassic Park movies…I saw the scene and grimaced then laughed at myself. It was exactly what I had imagined as a child.
LOL Yeah, I didn’t care too much for the predatory aspect of the image, I just loved the soaring part.
Good story.