Putin declares Alaska sale null and void, declares Alaska occupied

[Wabbit]

No, this is not an Onion piece.

Putin's decree triggers ominous Alaska calls

I suppose Trump and his anti-Ukraine minions will suggest we just give it to him, in order to maintain world peace.

By the way, the cancelled check is the receipt of purchase:

Check for the Purchase of Alaska

[Apeman]

Just to be clear, Putin would be taking the Palin family too, yes?

[Wabbit]

I think we should insist upon it.

[Oak]

There’s always an upside.