Silly jokes

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.

A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.

Frog says “Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man.”

Lady says “No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog.”

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Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It’s not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.

I walked into my psychiatrist’s wearing only briefs made from saran wrap.

My psychiatrist said: "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.

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Banana: Watch out!
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That was totally corny!:joy:

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wtf?

They smell thru their noses, which are miles away near a pot roast.

Fuck I would have not got that in a zillion years

I will see if the wife gets it

she’s the smart one

Nope, she did not get it