Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.
A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.
Frog says “Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man.”
Lady says “No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog.”
Oil prices have been falling, falling, falling.
A lady finds a frog by the side of a road.
Frog says “Lady if you kiss me I will turn into a wealthy oil man.”
Lady says “No, you are worth more to me as a talking frog.”
Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It’s not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.
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I walked into my psychiatrist’s wearing only briefs made from saran wrap.
My psychiatrist said: "Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo.
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That was totally corny!
wtf?
They smell thru their noses, which are miles away near a pot roast.
Fuck I would have not got that in a zillion years
I will see if the wife gets it
she’s the smart one
Nope, she did not get it
I had to stare at it for a looooong ass time.