In this thread, doesn’t have to just be gender stuff, hopefully some chuckles…
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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this” it usually smells nice.
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Biggest difference between men and women:
The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film” has a completely different meaning.
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My car is a mess, not nearly that bad…but
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that was my car on the way up here
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Difference between moms and dads.
Little Johnny’s curious so he asks his mom, “mom, what’s a pussy?”
She gets mad and asks him where he heard that word.
J: “The boys at school were saying it”
M: “Well don’t let me catch you repeating it but a pussy is a cat.”
J: “What’s a bitch?”
M: " Them boys saying that, too?"
J: “Yes, ma’am.”
M: “Well, don’t let me catch you saying that either, but a bitch is a female dog.”
Johnny knows something is up because mama ain’t gonna get mad about cats and dogs, so he goes and asks his dad.
J: “Dad, what’s a pussy?”
Dad pulls out a penthouse and draws a circle.
D: “That right there, son, that’s a pussy”
J: “Well, what’s a bitch?”
D: "Anything outside that circle.”
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The daily show had a hilarious skit this week where the host (Roy Wood, a black man) and Desi Lidek (a white woman) we discussing the Tennessee Congressional dismissal of two black men but not the white woman from the chamber, and Roy was taking the feminist POV and Desi the race POV, and they were explaining their positions to the other like the other was an idiot.
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Though I’m a woman…well, funny is funny
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