In this thread, doesn’t have to just be gender stuff, hopefully some chuckles…
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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this” it usually smells nice.
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Biggest difference between men and women:
The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film” has a completely different meaning.
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My car is a mess, not nearly that bad…but
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that was my car on the way up here
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Difference between moms and dads.
Little Johnny’s curious so he asks his mom, “mom, what’s a pussy?”
She gets mad and asks him where he heard that word.
J: “The boys at school were saying it”
M: “Well don’t let me catch you repeating it but a pussy is a cat.”
J: “What’s a bitch?”
M: " Them boys saying that, too?"
J: “Yes, ma’am.”
M: “Well, don’t let me catch you saying that either, but a bitch is a female dog.”
Johnny knows something is up because mama ain’t gonna get mad about cats and dogs, so he goes and asks his dad.
J: “Dad, what’s a pussy?”
Dad pulls out a penthouse and draws a circle.
D: “That right there, son, that’s a pussy”
J: “Well, what’s a bitch?”
D: "Anything outside that circle.”
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