The differences between us

In this thread, doesn’t have to just be gender stuff, hopefully some chuckles…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this” it usually smells nice.

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Biggest difference between men and women:

The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film” has a completely different meaning.

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My car is a mess, not nearly that bad…but

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that was my car on the way up here

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Difference between moms and dads.

Little Johnny’s curious so he asks his mom, “mom, what’s a pussy?”

She gets mad and asks him where he heard that word.

J: “The boys at school were saying it”

M: “Well don’t let me catch you repeating it but a pussy is a cat.”

J: “What’s a bitch?”

M: " Them boys saying that, too?"

J: “Yes, ma’am.”

M: “Well, don’t let me catch you saying that either, but a bitch is a female dog.”

Johnny knows something is up because mama ain’t gonna get mad about cats and dogs, so he goes and asks his dad.

J: “Dad, what’s a pussy?”

Dad pulls out a penthouse and draws a circle.

D: “That right there, son, that’s a pussy”

J: “Well, what’s a bitch?”

D: "Anything outside that circle.”

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