The first thing we do, is kill all the lawyers

Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes

Me: But you said 3

Genie: So sue me.

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Oh, lawyer jokes. Good one. My partner knows many.

I do as well. Feel free…

What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Doberman pinscher

Why don’t sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy

Why was the dog eating turds in the front yard?
It had just bit a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of its mouth

etc etc etc