What do you call the boss at Old McDonaldâs Farm ?
The CIEIO
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Iâm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
No Wabbit, you got it right the first time.
Thereâs no tilde over the n as far as I know.
I, too, had thought there was a tilde⊠but apparently not. Interesting history here:
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Then what do I put in my empeñadas?
(flees laughing)
Ay Dios MIo!
I see why it doesnât have a tilde. Habana doesnât either.
Donât challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless youâre prepared for the Reaper cushions.
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Why are geologists so good at getting laid?
They know the best dating techniques.
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Anya, who invented the starting pistol.
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I canât believe itâs not better.