Tasteless but still funny


#201

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.


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Yesterday the lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool.

I was so startled I almost fell off the high dive.


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Not exactly the cartoon I wanted to see just before surgery. :frowning:


#208

Surgery?


#209

Yeah. To cure the pain in my face (hopefully).


#210

Thots and prayers and crossed fingers etc etc! When does this happen?


#211

3pm PST (hopefully)


#212

My thoughts will be with you Starling. Best wishes for a safe and successful surgery.


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I wonder what Laura’s laughing at…


#215

She was thinking about the time W tried to milk a male horse, which after he fled in embarrassment, she…


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https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14088496_297916990570232_316792873208437132_n.jpg?oh=eaf23f1ec5383d5fe8df79761c0f1fcd&oe=5895C20D


#219

Octopus porn? Is that porn starring The Donald? Ewwwwwww.


#220

Haha! The famous “6 armed” orange octopus.