Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Yesterday the lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool.
I was so startled I almost fell off the high dive.
Not exactly the cartoon I wanted to see just before surgery.
Yeah. To cure the pain in my face (hopefully).
Thots and prayers and crossed fingers etc etc! When does this happen?
3pm PST (hopefully)
My thoughts will be with you Starling. Best wishes for a safe and successful surgery.
I wonder what Laura's laughing at...
She was thinking about the time W tried to milk a male horse, which after he fled in embarrassment, she...
Octopus porn? Is that porn starring The Donald? Ewwwwwww.
Haha! The famous "6 armed" orange octopus.