Very punny indeed


#121

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…

I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.


What is a Viking who doesn’t eat animals or dairy called?

A Norvegan.


Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in Hell.

Man 1: “Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?”
Man 2: “Dude, there’s no whey in Hell.”


#122

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is

but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?


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#124

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#126

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral.


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#128

why… it’s POST-GATE!


#129

Lemme know if this does not qualify as a pun, I’ll move it probably.


#130

I’ll allow it. I don’t see a linguistics laughter thread.


#131

Grazi.


#132

image


#133

Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?

Because he didn’t habanero.

(yes, I know, it’s habañero)


#134

There’s a woman in the park who sells batteries.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.


#135

Minus like.


#136

Still provides the hoped-for endorphin hit.


#137

Yuo gotta a good point there op.


#138

Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.


#139

Oh em gee, well it’s obvious once you think about it correctly.