Very punny indeed


My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…

I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

What is a Viking who doesn’t eat animals or dairy called?

A Norvegan.

Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in Hell.

Man 1: “Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?”
Man 2: “Dude, there’s no whey in Hell.”


Everyone knows where the Big Apple is

but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?