What do you call an alien with three balls?
That’s a Richard Groaner, aka Dick Groaner.
My friend dated a guy with three balls. We called him ET for Extra Testicle. haha
I miss you all too. Truly.
We should decide, since we’re at the point where covid19 jokes will start getting tasteless and sexual, is this the thread tag or should they go with the other covid19 funnies?
Since this covid thing is we all hope just a phase we are all going through…I have been trying to place all clearly “funny” pandemic posts in the virus laughs thread
I was of two minds, if you move it I’ll be sniff fine
A cop has been caught doing drugs and masturbating on duty.
No name has been given yet but they say he’s a high wanking officer
Isn’t Hongkong in the Wanking provinces?
The thing about people with fruit fetishes:
they usually come in pears.
I was screwing my secretary up the rear when my wife walked in.
She said, “You can’t do this to me!”
I said, "I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.